Albatross

What flavour is it? It’s a bird, innit. It’s a bloody sea bird. It’s not any bloody flavour.

It’s still a bit of a surprise that something as batshit as Monty Python was on telly in the 1960s. Spam, The Spanish Inquisition, Nudge Nudge, The Ministry of Silly Walks…obviously the dead parrot thing. Amongst many more. And this. John Cleese selling dead albatross in the place of ice cream at the cinema. Imagine being alive in 1969 and this appearing after the news.

With that in mind, we’ve got albatross on the menu, courtesy of a famous ice cream by a famous ice cream manufacturer. One of which I don’t think I’ve had for approximately 20 years. I don’t think they do vegan ones. Can confirm that vegan Magnums are off the charts, though.

It’s a shame what happened to John Cleese though, isn’t it? Once a comedic visionary, now a demented old codger shouting at a cloud. Does it offend you, yeah? Come on John. Sort yourself out.