Barrie’s Red Cola

Sparkling, tasty and refreshing. A great companion on any adventure.

You can say what you like about Limmy – he’s old, he’s bald, his teeth are yellower than an avalanche of baby chicks decimating a custard factory – but he’s got me through three lockdowns and counting*. And mostly on a daily basis. If you ever visit his stream, be sure to say ‘kill jester’ or ask him something about the weight of steel and / or feathers. He will love it.

Every website out there has this down as ‘Barry’s’ Red Cola. I’m here to tell you that they’re wrong. Red Cola / Kola exists and ‘Barrie’s’ is a portmanteau of the two most well known producers of such a thing. Also, ‘Barrie’ has won £20 in the actual sketch.

Sorry internet, you lose this one.

*The count is over!