The Royle Family

1998 > 2012

And what do you keep buying that bloody cheap toilet paper for? It’s cutting my arse to ribbons. When I was buying the dear stuff you complained. You said you ‘may as well wipe your arse on pound notes’. Oh, yeah, I did, yeah, I did, yeah.

White knuckle, sofa-based anecdotes and high-octone telly watching from the most North West family in the universe.

Caroline Aherne Craig Cash Ricky Tomlinson Sue Johnston Ralf Little Liz Smith Jessica Hynes Geoffrey Hughes