Black Lake


The Mighty Boosh

The Legend of Old Gregg


Easy now, fuzzy little man peach. You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe? Do you want to come to a club where people wee on each other?

What can be more apt for a show as vibrant, colourful and surreal as The Mighty Boosh than a provincial and austere British road sign? That’s what you get here. Going against the grain. Is it? Not really.

In the mid-2000s, the Boosh was all the rage. Critical acclaim, live tours, actual rock festivals. It makes you wonder what happened. I suppose everything has its sell by date. If you’re 50 years of age I would say that presenting the Great British Bake Off is as edgy as it gets. It’s either that or…disappearing from the limelight altogether. Must be fairly easy if you’re married(?) to a legend like Julia Davis, hey.

So Old Gregg is a fish-based hermaphrodite (which actually isn’t that unusual, when you think about it) who kidnaps Howard and forces him to marry him. He likes Baileys and watercolours.

I’m no expert but I imagine the more Baileys you have, the better the watercolours get.

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