Apache Communications


I'm Alan Partridge

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We normally have three clocks on the wall. Telling the time in London, Paris and Dublin. Which is the same as London, but I do think sometimes you need to be reminded of that.

There are some that would have you believe that the second series of ‘I’m Alan Partridge‘ isn’t as good as the first. And they’d be right. However, to say that it’s no good at all would be demented.

As far as Apache Communications goes – I’m not sure where it came from or where it went, as it’s only mentioned in one episode. Is it a subsidiary of Pear Tree Productions or a completely separate escapade? Either way, the design centres on the blades of a helicopter, for fairly obvious reasons. In fact, this episode features the monologue from Michael regarding hunting down his chemistry teacher and Tom Donaldson in an Apache attack helicopter.

Oh no, not me Triumph Stag, I’ve just had it resprayed!

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