Norbrand

You wanted our advice, twat breath. Are you going to take it or are you going to spend the rest of your days alone, laughing at your balls in the bath?

In this bit of the show, a management consultancy agency (unnamed) are lamenting having gone from the best management consultancy agency in Europe to one of the worst. Because of which, they hire Norbrand, who tell them they’re spending too much money on management consultants. Obviously the solution is to replace the costly management consultants with three Indian elephants. Which they do.

So because of all that, I’ve gone for a bit of (what I think is) an Indian flavour and also the letter ‘a’ is an elephant’s head.

Must be a decent life, being an elephant. Remembering all the peanuts you’ve ever eaten.